Transcribed 11/14/2024. Translated 12/13/2024. Was busy again
I mean, this was just too amusing to pass up. What does she have to do with the game. I've played a little less than half of the game at this point, and this girl makes no appearance. My boy Troy has beaten this entire game and told me that she does not make a single appearance whatsoever. Sorry for the spoiler I suppose. And oh boy, just wait until I translate the video that this magazine article is referencing to. I just wanna know what the staff was thinking when this campaign was in the works. I don't know, was the agency where this girl worked at sponsoring capcom in 2005? If they were, then it makes sense and makes me a little happy for some reason. Anyways, I would like to take this article and edit it to have the english test straight onto the page, but some of the lines, like the interview, are vertical. Which is something that has stumped me ever since I started translating japanese works. No problem reading the passages, but how do I replace the text with english? Anywho, you freaks enjoy this translation, and more 'normal' translations will come more frequently in December as I am more free this month.
Translators Note
Note before we start, her family name is Kawai with one ‘i’, not kawaii, the word for cute. That word has two ‘ii’’s in its name.
河合（かわい・kawai)<ーThis is her family name
可愛い（かわいい・kawaii)<ーThis is the japanese word for cute.
Hard to confuse them when reading it in japanese, but in english (or more accurately, romaji in this case) the only thing separating them is a singular
‘i’.
Just wanted to clarify.
[大人気御礼!] 勝てば天国のアピールタイム、 負ければ地獄の罰ゲーム！！ 新人アイドル ガチンコゲームバトル [Thanks You For The Popularity] If You Win, You Ascend To Heaven If You Lose You Play Hell’s Punishment Game A New Idol Competitive Game Battle Sabraイチオシに新人アイドルが ミニマムビキニで新着ゲームに挑む大好評の ガチンコバトル!! 夏直前の第１１試合は 1000mm(!!)Kカップバストでおっぱい星人も 大注目の爆乳系アイドルが業界震撼の 多層人格アクションアドベンチャーゲームに挑戦!! 爆乳アイドル Sabra, the highly recommended new idol Wearing a minimal bikini challenges in a New popular game!! The 11th game just before The summer will have a 1000mm (!!) K-CUP idol Who is popular with breast astronomists, will Challenge this action adventure game with 7 Different personalities that will shake the industry. Boob Explosion Idol 河合ヒナ [第１１試合] カプコン Killer7「キラー７」 対応機種・PS2・GC 発売元・カプコン ジャンル・多層人格アクションアドベンチャー 発売日・好評発売中 定価・７１４０円（税込み） Kawai Hina [11th Bout] Capcom Killer 7 [Kira 7] Compatible Consoles / Ps2 / GC Seller / Capcom Genre / Multiple Personality Action Adventure Release Day / Now On Sale Price / 7,140 Yen (With Tax) 河合ヒナ・かわい・ひな エクセルヒューマンエージェンシー所属。 １９８６年７月２１日生まれ（１８歳）、 北海道出身。身長１６３ｃｍ、 ｂ１００（ｋカップ）・Ｗ６３・Ｈ８８ｃｍ。 血液型：O型。趣味：読書、ストレッチ。 特技：歌うこと、ダンス。 ーただいま、グラビア各誌で活躍中のほが、 DVD「ピュアスマイル 河合ヒナ」（竹書房）が 好評発売中 Kawi Hina / Kawai / Hina Excel Human Agency Affiliation Born on July 21st 1986 (18 years old) From Hokkaido. Is 163cm Tall (5.3 for the americans reading) Blood Type: O. Hobbies: Reading, Stretching Specialties: Singing, Dance. Currently, Hoga, who is active in various photogravure Magazines, has released the DVD [Pure Smile Kawai Hina] (Takeshobo) Which is currently on sale. Loser！！ 小林Pの猛反撃に惜しくも敗 れたヒナちゃんにもっていた罰 は”ビキニ”受付嬢。谷間に挟ん だソフトは、もはや１８禁です!! Loser!! Unfortunately, due to Kobayashi P’s Fierce counterattack, Hina Chans Punishment was to be the bikini Receptionist. The game that's between her Cleavage is only 18+!! 対戦相手は「キラー７」プロデュー サーの小林裕幸さん。深すぎる”谷間” を前に、鼻の下が伸びまくり。手に持 つ銃も無意識に胸に接近。男です。 Her fighting partner is [Killer 7]’s producer Kobayashi Hiroyuki. In front of her deep Cleavage, his nose stretches out. The gun he’s holding is unconsciously moving Towards her chest. He is a man. 今週の戦利品 PRESENT! ・ヒナちゃんがおっぱおっぱいを揺らして ゲットした直筆サイン入りソフトを 三名様にプレゼント。 応募方法は、ハガキに 郵便番号、住所、氏名、年齢。 電話番号を明記のうえ、 T１０１－８００１小学館サブラ 「sabra GAME@河合ヒナ」系まで。 締め切り７月１３日（消印有効）。 賞品の発送をもって当選者の 発表にかえさせていただきます。 This Weeks Loot Present! 3 players can win the game signed that Hina Chan got by shaking her boobs. To enter, write your postcode, address, Name, age, and phone number on a Postcard and send it to [Sabra GAME@KawaiHina] at T101-8001 Shogakukan Sabra. Deadline is July 13th (postmark deadline). The winners will be Announced when prizes are shipped. 殺し屋’キラー７’にKカップ爆乳娘がチチバサミ攻撃！？ The woman with huge K-Cup Breasts attacks the killer 7 assassins with nipple scissors!? 小林 今回の対戦ゲームは、プレーヤーが、”多層人格”の殺し屋”キラー７”となって、自爆テロを引き起こす暴爆徒と戦うアクションアドベンチャーです！！ Kobayashi; This time's competitive game, the player will play as the, “multi layered assassins” Killer 7”, and will be fighting the suicide bombers in this action adventure. ヒナ って、”おっぱい”に話しかないでください（怒）。てことは、主人公にはいろんな”性格”があるってことですか！？ Hina; Hey, don’t just talk about my “boobs” please (mad). But with this, does the protagonist really have these various “personalities”!? 小林 ヒナちゃん、するどい！！でもね、”多重”じゃなく”多層”人格 １ というのがこのゲームのポイント。人格を変えれば、容姿も変わり、それぞれの特殊能力や武器を自在繰れるんだ！！ Kobayashi; Hina Chan, You are right on the money. But instead of “multiple” its “multi layered” 1 This is the game's point. If you change their personality, their appearance will change, and various abilities and weapons can be used freely. ヒナ って、また ”おっぱい”見てるし（怒）。でも、私、ミステリー大好きだから、ハマりそう。 Hina; tch, you're still looking at my “boobs” (mad). But, me, since I love mysteries, I think I’ll be interested. 小林 登場人物も多く、重厚なドラマが展開されるからね。さらに、敵は肉眼では認識不可能。サーチ機能 ２ で居場所を見破り、即攻撃しないと自爆テロの餌食になるから気をつけて。それじゃ、ゲーム開始。一人用ゲームなんで、今回の対戦はある場面のクリア時間で競うからねー＜３。 Kobayashi; Many characters appear, and heavy drama will be expanded upon. Furthermore, there are enemies that you can’t see with the naked eye. Use the search function 2 to discover where they are and attack immediately, otherwise you will be a victim of a suicide bombing. Alright, game start. Since this is a single player game, this time the competition will be based on the time it takes to beat this scene. ヒナ わーっ。どのキャラも強烈に悪そうな顔してますね３。わっ、人格が変わる瞬間が超ステキ。心臓がドキドキしてきた。 Hina; Wha—. These characters are intense and have bad looking faces. Woah, the moment when they change personalities is really cool. My heart was pounding. 小林 ホントだ。”おっぱい”もすっごい揺れてますよ（ニャリ）。 Kobayashi; Really. Your boobs shake amazingly (Meow). ーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー １ ７つの人格を持つ殺し屋”キラー７” 神をも殺す殺し屋・ハーマンと、彼の持つ７つの人格”キラー７”が主人公。状況に応じて人格を入れ替え、謎解きやバトルに挑め！！ 1 An assassin who possesses 7 personalities “Killer 7” An assassin who kills gods, Harman, and the 7 personalities that he holds “Killer 7” are the protagonists. Switch personalities depending on the situations, solve mysteries, and fight battles!!. ２ 姿なき敵を殺るキラーシステム キラー７の敵である殺人兵器”ヘヴンスマイル”は、肉眼では認識不可能。奇妙な笑い声が聞こえたら、サーチで見破って攻撃しろ！！ 2 The killer system to kill the invisible enemies Killer 7’s enemies have killer weapons “heavens smile” and can’t be seen with the naked eye. If you hear their strange laughing voice, search, find, and attack!! ３ 独創性あふれる世界観とシナリオ 個性的すぎるキャラクター、トランス感あふれるビジュアルなど、あらゆる面でぶっ飛んだ仕上がりに。プレーして絶対に損はない！！ 3 A scenario overflowing with an original worldview Characters that are so original, visuals that will put you in a trance, just a stunning finish in every respect. There is no harm in playing this!! ２４７０ 「キラー７」公式サイト https://www.capcom.co.jp/killer7/ 2470 [Killer 7] Official Site https://www.capcom.co.jp/killer7/ ２４７１ エクセルヒューマンエージェンシー https://www.e-h-a.co.jp/ 2471 Excel Human Agency https://www.e-h-a.co.jp/ 「河合ヒナ」VS「キラー７」 ガチンコゲームバトルの模様はsabra15号（８月２５日発売）の付録DVDにて公開！！ [Kawai Hina] VS [Killer 7] The pattern of competitive game battle is sabra #15 (Releasing August 25th) as an attached DVD!!